welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
Worlds best author everyone.
'Oh my god. I am a banana.'
this literally gives me goosebumps everytime I see it.
self-love is so important fuck right off if you tell me i love myself too much i spent a long time hating myself and miserable and i’m over that and you won’t take my happiness away from me
are pugs even real or did someone just dream them into existence after a bad acid trip
I SPIT OUT MY TEA
I am the pug with the blankie
The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]